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Female Number of posts : 26
Age : 35
Location : Kulim, Kedah..
Registration date : 2008-10-08

PostSubject: MaCam2 aDaa...   Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:11 pm

# 1
Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin.
U want to take it orally or as an injection.

# 2
Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

# 3
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: ' Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!'
KOTEX retorted: 'Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave'.

# 4
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
- Panadol

# 5
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says
to wife: 'Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite'.
Wife replies: 'It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse'.

# 6
Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

# 7
Man tell MP:
My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

# 8
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high
compared to the time you spend inside them!!!

# 9
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, 'Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied 'Yes! Seen many before but wondering
where you keep your money to pay taxi fare.'
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Female Number of posts : 26
Age : 35
Location : Kulim, Kedah..
Registration date : 2008-10-08

PostSubject: Re: MaCam2 aDaa...   Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:12 pm

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word,

Spaghetti then scream... 'what did I do? I don't even noe you all'..

Then the cha siew pau say..

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!' !
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Age : 35
Registration date : 2008-10-07

PostSubject: Re: MaCam2 aDaa...   Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:29 am

paham skit2..
lucah la..
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