its all about men n women

SEX ...


... is a DUTY if done with your wife.
... an ART if done with your neighbor.
... an EDUCATION if done with a virgin.
... a SCIENCE if done with a fertile woman.
... a BUSINESS TRANSACTION if done with a prostitute.
... a SOCIAL WORK if done with the one you don't love.
... a CHARITY if done with an old maid.

It's about perfect
Category: Life


"Never dream of a perfect person to love,


for it can only happen in our dreams.

And in this life...


we have to settle with someone whoever comes,


someone not perfect but real!!!"

The game I called Love...
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I've been in this game called love.

I did my best and played good.

But still ended up a loser.

I then realized in this game...

You cannot win without someone -

Who's willing to fight this game with you!

I'm sure you can imagine
It's a simple as it can be
The place in the 'privacy'
The game is 'she' and 'he'.

She whispers, "Will it hurt?"
"Of course a little bit,
Just a process now"
"Lay back", "Open", and "Bend your knees".

"I haven't done this before."
And tears come to her eyes
"Calm yourself darling"
And he behold no sin.

"Now open slightly sideways,
So I can get more in."
"Ouch!", "It's awful,
It must be a quite size."

Suddenly with a little pump
She gave a little shout
"It's all over now",
"Thanks God!, He pulled it out".

Now you have read this carefully
He is a 'dentist' and she is the 'patient'
Now you've found out
And not what you think it is...

It's just your dirty mind!


GOTCHAAA....

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF LOVE
Lana Lang


1.) Thou shalt not hug, hold hands or smooch except in private.

2.) Thou shalt not lie to thy sweetheart unless it is necessary.

3.) Remember that thou shalt keep holy your relationship.

4.) Boys - Thou shalt not ask a girl for a kiss, instead take it.

5.) Girls - Thou shalt not have more than one boyfriend, eventhough can't get away with it.

6.) Boys - Thou shalt be nice to your girl's kid brother or sister.

7.) Girls - Thou shalt be extra sweet to your boyfriend at Christmas time, Valentine's Day, and your Birthday.

8.) Boys - Thou shalt not flirt with other girls when your gal is with you. She won't like it.

9.) Girls - Thou shalt flatter the boys, this pays off.

10.) Yak with your boyfriends all night on the phone.

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new
outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she
loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

think like a man . . .

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Complaints of a penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



The response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
Management

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